The manor’s east wing, after dark. A members-only envelope from the parody side of the house — rescued paintings, uninvited-yet-beloved pop-culture guests, lamplight, gilt, and one gleeful secret a month.
First rule of the Hidden Gallery: absolutely tell everyone.
✦ WHAT SLIPS THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT ✦
Every month, an envelope. Inside the envelope, a small delight.
To: a fellow Secret Society member
KEEPER OF THE GOOD WALL · SOMEWHERE, USA
Sealed in the east wing. Sniffed once by Potato. Released into the wild on the 20th.
BASIC
the slim envelope
$8/ MONTH
- One print every month — a 5x7 from the parody walls
- A letter from the artist — “The Secret Society”
- Ships the 20th, every month, like clockwork
UPGRADE
the one that thumps when it lands
$14/ MONTH
- A signed 5x7 print every month, plus the letter
- A bookmark + a postcard (pulled from the 52-design vault)
- Sticker(s). Plural is a mood, not a promise of restraint
Postage included · arrives as a stamped letter (no tracking, just anticipation) · US only · cancel or pause anytime via your account — no exit interview, no guilt, no goodbye speech.
✦ HOW THE RITUAL WORKS ✦
JOIN BY THE 15TH
The cutoff for that month’s envelope. Miss it and you simply start with next month’s — the door stays open.
WAX & INTENT
A little ceremony at the work table. The dogs supervise.
SHIPS THE 20TH
Every month, to your door, postage included. It travels as a stamped letter — no tracking number, just a very good mail day. US only, for now.
✦ THIS MONTH’S ENVELOPE ✦
Photographed on the desk, not mocked up. As the months stack up, they’ll line the wall here.
Every envelope is a one-month-only edition of its print. Once a month has shipped, it moves to the Vault — where past envelopes will be offered at a premium, later, once there’s a past to speak of. Meanwhile, wander the full walls →
✦ QUESTIONS AT THE DOOR ✦
WHEN DOES MY FIRST ENVELOPE SHIP? +
IS THE PRINT BRAND NEW EVERY MONTH? +
DO YOU SHIP OUTSIDE THE US? +
CAN I CANCEL OR PAUSE? +
DO YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS? +
WHAT’S BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR? +
CAN I JOIN BOTH CLUBS? +
The paintings have been told someone new is coming. Don’t make liars of them.